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HALL of FAME
Michael Jackson Medley
Q Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
Q What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with
and the other you carry your groceries in !!
Q What's brown and in a baby's nappy?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
Q What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!
Q What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A Throw him a buoy !!
Q Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
A I'm forever blowing bubbles!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!
Q Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to
begin training racehorses together?
A Yeah, she's gonna do all the
handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!
Q What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
Q Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A Two 5 year olds.
Q Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A Because they aren't his!
Michael Jackson went to the video shop and got Aladdin
Q What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A
Michael Jackson.
Q He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex.
A The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13
years old.
Q What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
A Emily Dick in son.
Q What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A Got two fives for a ten?
Q Did you hear about the duet by Michael Jackson and Elton John?
A It is
titled "Don't let your son go down on me."
Q What's sex like for Michael?
A Child's Play.
Q What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
A It's the little boy inside him.
Q How do we know Michael is guilty?
A Several children have fingered him.
Q What's the new movie about Michael Jackson called?
A "The Hand that Robs the Cradle."
Q What's Michaels' next movie?
A Honey I Blew the Kid
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