Political Jokes: Clinton
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First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having
one of those girl to girl talks, and Hillary says to Janet, "You're
lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have
to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his
pecker."
Janet responded, "Just because I am aesthetically challenged
(that's "politically correct" for ugly) doesn't mean I don't have to
fight off unwelcome sexual advances."
Hillary asks, "Well, how do you
deal with the problem?"
Janet, "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting
ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the
loudest, nastiest fart that I can."
That night, Bill was already in bed
with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She could hear him
start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had
been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him. She tenses up her
butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could
imagine.
Bill rolls over and says, "Janet, is that you?"
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to
avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to
lobbyists.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive
wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling
happily,
smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave
me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love
to me! ."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just
killed the old cow."
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