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HALL of FAME
A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as former
President Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, he
looked up at the television and mumbled:
"Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen."
A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him,
and decked him. A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer,
Hillary Clinton appeared on the television.
"She's a horse's ass too."
This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up,
walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool.
"Damn it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar.
"This must be Clinton country!"
"Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"
Priceless...
Clinton's new bill
We have all heard about Nancy Reagan declining the offer to have Ronald's portrait displayed on the U.S. dime,
but did you know that good ole boy William Jefferson Clinton has been
lobbying for his own likeness to replace George Washington on the one dollar bill???!!!!!!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THE BILL?
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