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Q:Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A:A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A guy works a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."
He works the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."
The boss asks the foreman about him, and the foreman says, "He's great. He does the work of two men. We need him."

So the boss calls the guy into his office, and says, "You seem to have a problem getting to work on Mondays. You're a good worker and I'd hate to fire you. What's the problem? Anything we can help you with? Drugs? Alcohol?"
The guy says, "No, I don't drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law drinks every weekend, and then beats on my sister. So every Monday morning, I go over to make sure she's all right. She puts her head on my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing you know, I'm fucking her."
The boss says, "You fuck your sister?"
The guy says, "Hey, I told you I was sick."

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"
His father says, "No...how old?"
He says, "I'm eleven!"
He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"
She says, "Come closer..."
She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.
She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."
He says, "How could you tell?"
She says, "I heard you tell your father."

Shorts:

How do you make a dog stop humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck his dick.

What's the best thing about sex with twenty-nine year olds?
There's twenty of them.

Mommy, Mommy! What's a transvestite?
Shut up and unhook Daddy's bra!

Little Johnny walks into the bathroom, sees his mother coming out of the shower, points at her crotch and says "What's that?"
Mom thinking quickly says "That's where your daddy hit me with the axe"
"Pretty good shot, he got you right in the cunt"